Programmer Achieves 100% Uptime After Misreading Impotent As Idempotent On Viagra Box

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Your Mom’s House - A local programmer has been rushed to the ER after simply trying to satisfy his manager’s SLO request. “Just maintain it for more than 30 seconds please, stop all the SLI thrashing,” she begged.

One afternoon after work, he was browsing the local convenience store when he saw what he thought was the solution to all his problems.

“Fully Idempotent for 100% Uptime,” he rejoiced after misreading the Viagra label which actually read “Fully Impotent, to 100% Uptime.”

After taking a few pills to start, he waited with rock hard excitement, eager to satisfy his manager’s biggest request.

However, after 5 hours of falling metrics, and 5 hours of rising meat-sticks, he double-checked the box label again, only to realize his mistake.