Paul E. Morfism

Programming

Programmer Achieves 100% Uptime After Misreading Impotent As Idempotent On Viagra Box

Share with your friends! Free Newsletter! Your Mom’s House - A local programmer has been rushed to the ER after simply trying to satisfy his manager’s SLO request. “Just maintain it for more than 30 seconds please, stop all the SLI thrashing,” she begged. One afternoon after work,

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OOM Killer Charged With Murder After Killing Orphans Who Knew Too Much

"The System[d] has failed these orphans,"

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Terry Davis Escapes From His CIA Cryo Chamber To Release GosPeL: “An LLM To Predict The Word Of God”

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Programmers Becoming Skeptical Over The Supernatural Abilities Of So-Called 'Magic Numbers'

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“Why cat can’t read” - And 9 Other Google Searches To Confuse Non-Programmers

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Duck Typing Confuses Programmers

This duck typing made no sense to the developer who wanted to go back to simpler times of yak shaving.

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Long Island Medium Denies Using Binary Search After Guessing Audience Members’ Number In log(n) Tries

She claims she knew the answer in O(1), but the spirits work in mysterious ways.

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Israel And Palestine Win Longest Merge Conflict; Decide To Use --force

Programming

“Closed As Duplicate” Programmer Passes The Stack Overflow Technical Interview After Having Seen The Question Already

Programming

Rewriting Your Code In Rust Is A No-Brainer; It’s For People With No Brain

Programming

Android Begins Deprecating iOS APIs After Running Out Of Android APIs To Deprecate