About this site

This is a satirical news site.

The Centered Div is an independent publication launched in October 2023 by Paul E. Morfism which aims to bring you the news your don't care about.

We publish new articles on Sundays at 9AM EST, and occasionally on Tuesdays at 11AM UTC.

The content focuses on technology and programming. You may not find all of our jokes funny, but it's not us, it's you.

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